callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

(via bunnola)

atop-the-treetop:

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atop-the-treetop:

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atop-the-treetop:

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atop-the-treetop:

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atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

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atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

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atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

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atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

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atop-the-treetop:

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(via thewinksofgod)

Emma Watson represents the UN, in her role as UN Women Goodwill Ambassador, in Uruguay where she was campaigning for a higher representation of women in politics.

(via sassysinglelady)

“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.”

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

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eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

(via clubsnuggie)

paradoxspace:

i lost two points for actually answering it in filipino

(via clubsnuggie)

vivalaglamourpuss:


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seotaijiandboys:

*fantasizes about living alone, healthy, bills payed, with a nice fenced in backyard for my dogs to play*

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vultheironbelly:

weloveshortvideos:

Cat quacks when his owner coughs

he’s mocking you

(via octoswan)

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
antinwo:

Hundreds, more than a thousand sleep outside NYC’s main Apple store for iPhone 6
Over 7000 arrested during Occupy protests
Military police using LRAD sound cannons, tear gas, rubber bullets against civilians in Ferguson antinwo:

Hundreds, more than a thousand sleep outside NYC’s main Apple store for iPhone 6
Over 7000 arrested during Occupy protests
Military police using LRAD sound cannons, tear gas, rubber bullets against civilians in Ferguson